07. Mr. William Collins
(A clergyman and the Bennets' cousin)
Background & Role: He is the heir to Longbourn (due to the entailment). He is pompous, obsequious, and ridiculous, often boasting about his patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh. His failed marriage proposal to Elizabeth sets up a key plot point and provides comic relief.
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